Wisconsin Company To Implant Microchips In Employees

July 24th, 2017

“Get that bag of chips faster.” *creepy grin*

Local TV news broadcasts are comedy gold in the zombie apocalypse.

Via: KSTP:

A Wisconsin company is about to become the first in the U.S. to offer microchip implants to its employees.

Yes, you read that right. Microchip implants.

“It’s the next thing that’s inevitably going to happen, and we want to be a part of it,” Three Square Market Chief Executive Officer Todd Westby said.

The company designs software for break room markets that are commonly found in office complexes.
Just as people are able to purchase items at the market using phones, Westby wants to do the sam thing using a microchip implanted inside a person’s hand.